Gulans 

To pull a Gulans:

To causally, publicly break up w/the guy you've been bare backing anal sex w/out a condom for 5 months -

while pretending to date him by going out for drinks, maybe a live band, a movie etc., always sleeping over, never just 'cumming' and going -

while standing in line at McDonald's instead of having a private discussion

Casually Gulans him by suggesting you take him to the bar to meet the guy you've decided to dump him for...Call his hurt feelings and anger Drama and if he won't concede you did nothing wrong yell;

I hate you, I hate you, we were just F buddies!!!

Gulans by Truthman2011 June 10, 2011

glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.

That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.

glanshandler by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

Steven Glansberg 

That kid who sits alone at lunch every day, eating his dessert.

From "Superbad".

Seth: Alright, let's stop this and just go get some dessert.
Evan: No, I can't. I gotta...go meet my counselor, I'm picking out my classes for next year.
Seth: ...what? So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?
*points at Glansberg*
Evan: I guess...yeah...I mean, what do you want me to do?

Steven Glansberg by Radiotheatre September 26, 2007

to glans 

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

to glans by Teh PF January 3, 2005

Stephen Glansburg 

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

Stephen Glansburg by shakingthebox January 3, 2008

gulenschmagen 

male genitals, usually refered to as a dique

Have u seen muh big blek gulenschmagen?
well if not ur in for a surprise, bitch

gulenschmagen by uuuuuuohhhhh May 7, 2009

Hot Chick Glansburg

A hot girl who sits alone in the lunchroom. A lot like the joke used in Superbad about Steven Glansburg, but used in the terms of a hot girl.

Yea she is totally a hot chick Glansburg

Hot Chick Glansburg by Perp21 September 30, 2010