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Guilty Neighbour Sex 

When a man walks across the road to his friend's house, knocks on the door and finds his friend's girlfriend stood there in the nude with nothing but a bra and a black thong, pressumably drunk. Man asks why she's naked and she suggests that she wants some hard fucking. She grabs the man's crotch and pulls him upstairs into the bedroom for some sex. Once in the bedroom, she pulls down his jeans, pants and gives him the best blowjob of his life. Man moans in pleasure and pulls her head even further in for the blowjob. Woman then finishes blowjob by swallowing the cum and then asks man to remove thong. Man does and sucks her giant tits and gives the woman a Dirty Pompeii. Woman moans in pleasure and presents her anus so the man can Do Her Doggystyle. Man proceeds to Do Her and fingers her clit while fucking her. He also jiggles her huge tits rubs her vagina. They continue to have passionate sex then when it ends they spoon for a while before man leaves. After about 9 months, man hears from friend that his wife is pregnant and seems unsuspecting about their passionate romp. Man visits hot neighbour later and she confirms it's his baby: Guilty Neighbour Sex.
Jake: George experienced Guilty Neighbour Sex last week after he saw hot Amber. His friend doesn't even know the kid's his!
Mike: What the hell!
Jake: Oh yeah! I forgot you're Amber's boyfriend!
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026