Guiltimate

The act of pressing someone verbally by means of guilt and intmidation. Very popular with fathers

Timmy was caught kicking the neighbors dog and the angry neighbors brought timmy to his father who firmly asked him while clenching his teeth, fist and staring with seething rage in his eyes:

"We wont be doing any cruel things like this ever ever again now will we son?"

Timmy saw one of his father's hand on his belt and the other a clenched fist. Timmy looked back at the neighbors and nodded nervously. Timmy's father used the ability to GUILTIMATE with expertise

Guiltimate by BRYCE_THE_RED December 27, 2009

Gitimate 

The slanged form of the word "legitimate". Made famous by a well known slanger/graffiti artist in the bayarea known as LéGit.

damn dude that tag is 'gitimate

Gitimate by biggyblunt December 9, 2009

guestimate 

the most fucking retarded word in existance, people get stupider from hearing it

guy one- i just guestimated my income

guy two- your a fucking moron, i hate you, i will kill you and your family you dirty cock monger

guestimate by markie tuckett February 13, 2009

guestimate 

V. To guess and estimate at the same time.

Ok, now guestimate the number of jelly beans in the bowl, Jimmy.

guestimate by Ferrett487 July 8, 2005

guestimate 

To guestimate is when you have no idea about something, but you don't want to sound like an idiot.
Its a careful combination of guessing what the topic is about and then estimating the correct answer.
Also another thing you could add to this is a statistic, as it makes your answer sound more valid and believable!

Paul: so what do you think of the whole el nino phenomenon?
You: in your head, what the FU*K? Thanks paul!
Now you guestimate

Step one guess... Ok so it sounds kinda mexican, doesn't nino mean grandchild? Ok so its something to do with mexicans, sounds like a dance...
Step two estimate an appropriate answer...every one likes dancing and mexicans make good food so I'm gonna like it.
Make up a statistic... 89% of americans think its a positive movement.
Helpful tip: you could always be wrong so answer briefly and not to in depth!
You: well I feel its a positive movement that's changing the world in a dramatic way, 89% of americans see it in a favorable light!
In your head- BOOM how u like me now paul!

guestimate by boomyoulikethat November 14, 2011

Guestimate 

A word that fits in between a "guess" and an "estimate"

"Hey mate, how many chicks have you boned?"
"Awww man, I don't know.."
"Guestimate"
"err...five..hundred??? heh"
"Your an idiot"

Guestimate by Aprimic January 2, 2009

Guiltimatum 

The "option" that management give a team to "encourage" them to achieve a "stretch goal"

We told the boss it wasn’t possible but he gave us a guiltimatum so we don’t really have much choice.

Guiltimatum by AgileFictionary September 7, 2018