Guilt Fuck 

Having sex with your partner after being yelled at for not having sex with your partner.

So after I let her cool off I went up and guilt fucked the hell out of her the way she wanted. It was all good after that.

She was like, "Don't be all trying to guilt fuck me."

"GOD Damn, I hope that wasn't a guilt fuck."

Guilt Fuck by Brother Sunday November 5, 2012

Guilt Fuck 

To have sex with someone (whom you presumably dislike) with the intention of calling them in 3 months claiming to have contracted a minor STD.

This may be generally considered a passive aggressive version of the ever popular Hate Fuck.

Man, I totally just guilt fucked my ex. I hope she buys that she gave me the herp.

Guilt Fuck by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009

guilty as fuck 

In Scotland if you end up in court and are found guilty there are three possible outcomes that people perceive you to be:

Guilty
Fucking guilty
Guilty as fuck

These are in increasing order of severety.

Larry - I think he's innocent.
Jerry - Get away - the mans as guilty as fuck! The very least is that he's fucking guilty.

guilty as fuck by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards 

When someone is a complete and utter useless cunt, and is actually a lot more retarded than you previously give them credit for.
A very common attribute with new scaffolding labourers. They may be ripped to fuck and constantly remind you how they can lift 250kg in the gym but can’t pick up a bucket of fittings or more than one tube. If you asked one of these individuals to go to the lorry and get you a tape as you need to measure something they would most definitely return with duct tape.

Lewys: Mackenzie said the inside board wouldn’t fit as there is a brick feature sticking out of the wall. I told him to get a saw and notch it. When I went over to see what was taking him so long, he was actually trying to saw the brick…
Rich: are you fuxking serious??? Wow that guy really is a fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards!

fully fledged member of the international guild of fucktards by PubHellhound July 16, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016