I went down on Carl for the first time last night and discovered his Gucci Balls. Needless to say, I sucked em sore.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2018
The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.
Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.
Wife: Ew! No!
Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.
Wife: Ew! No!
Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 23, 2018