Guaptologist

One who study's Guaptology. Guaptology is the study of acquiring larges amounts of money so a Guaptologist is one who study's how to acquire large amounts of currency.

Joe: Damn Labron James is making bank every day.
Gary: He has himself a Guaptologist.
Joe: I need me one of those
Mark: The stallion always has guap
Dennis: **Walks in with a Stewart's coffee**