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gasarrhea 

A dangerous combination of fart and wet shits, often starting as abundant gas that rapidly transitions into lumpy diarrhea. Victims require an immediate change of underpants.
Ahhh! I just shat myself! That fart was gasarrhea! I need an underoo change STAT!
gasarrhea by buddy love? January 12, 2009

Guyarrhea 

It is when you poop out cum after receiving anal sex, bareback, from another guy. The only thing coming out of your bung hole is cum.
Man, did you see the toilet after Doug was done using it ? He must of got laid because it was full of guyarrhea.
Guyarrhea by TuckerLipsin November 22, 2016

Ghanarrhea 

Scams originating in West African countries usually involving fraud or identity theft via the Internet, due to corruption on the part of government officials in those countries and a general acquiescence on the part of the same officials to do anything about said scams.
One of the worst things that can happen on the Internet involves what I call Ghanarrhea. The symptoms include an abnormal flow of funds from your pocket into the pockets of these email scammers in Ghana.
Ghanarrhea by pentozali January 25, 2008
"Esa berengena me hace guacarear"
"El escusado está lleno de guacareada"
"Me resbalé con la guácara"
guacarear by tree9368 February 7, 2008
a state of cosmetic overapplication, often used to hide uglyness or cokeface, but sometimes due only to ineptitude.
use a brush or just dip your face in? gurl, u got a good case of gagarrhea!
gagarrhea by tensacross September 19, 2010

gasarrhea 

1. excessive and uncontrollable flatulence
Hell no will I get in the car with you and your gasarrhea!
gasarrhea by mestisa July 6, 2010
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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