A man, who finds it pleasurable, to ejaculate on the ashes of the deceased. Other forms of this include rolling the ashes into a joint, and smoking them inside your pee hole, or snorting the ashes into your asshole, using a bendy straw.
"Hey son, I have terrible news, I got totally shitfaced, and accidentally snorted grandma's ashes into my asshole. I'm so sorry I'm a Grim Raper, but in my defense, it felt fucking amazing. Promise me you won't tell mommy that i jerked one on her dad's grave."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.