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a book character who is a proven sociopath. I probably just ruined your childhood.
Greg Heffley is a selfish bastard.
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I couldn’t care less (but one must keep up appearances, right?)
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The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.
Greg Heffley is the definition of a sociopath
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A little fuckwad that thinks he's a pimp but in reality he is the lowest scum imaginable. And if you ever want to defend him, let me prove you wrong.

1. He didn't feel sorry for Rowley when Rowley broke his arm.

2. He keeps simping for random hoes she doesn't even know.

And here we focus on the Greg Heffley, otherwise known as the ultra cunt
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the stupid boy who thinks all the girls want him even though he doesn't work out and has no muscles but still likes to go around shirtless near holly hills with his small d. He's so ugly with his stupid hair and in the movies, he probably wanted to get with Rowley because he's a fat legend. his brother Roderick is really hot and gets all the girls
'look theres greg heffley hes so stupid look at his tiny muscles what a noncey gardener'
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He went from being a pimp and getting all the girls in his dream to waking up as a wimp. Then he meets a girl and became a huge simp over her even running around in his underpants. He also told rowley that saying wanna play isn't grown up and cool and that he's supposed to say hang out. Also got called out by baljeet for almost getting the cheese touch.
Rowley: "Hey Greg! Wanna play?
Greg: "Stupid idiot, that's how babies say it you moron. You're supposed to say hang out."
Greg Heffley is the best wimp/simp/pimp
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