Greenhill School 

The only school in Dallas Texas that allows gays, and wants to make white people a minority.

Greenhill school kid: omg my god my mom took my Gucci phone case because I crashed the Range Rover

Greenhill School by Jim Bowden May 31, 2019

Greenhill School 

A competitive private school in Dallas, TX with many hot, suave, and well dressed older guys and short and chubby younger guys. The goodlookin guys come with a price though, they are usually cocky assholes.

Those greenhill guys are sexy but dicks.

Greenhill School by BTR932 January 30, 2005

Greenhill School 

Overpriced private school that has too many jewish students. They have horrible athletics and comparably poor academics. While the school claims to be very diverse, the faculty is entirely comprised of overly liberal left-wingers who worry more about political correctness than about promoting development of mind, body, and character as the school claims. Most successful Greenhill Alums say that they would not send their children to this school. The boys are effeminate and the girls are feminists. Although students there claim to be rivals of other prestigious private schools in the area, they really are not. The second-rate resources that the school offers prevents the school from being competitive in anything.

Greenhill Student: I wish my parents had not sent me to Greenhill. I constantly have to take shit about going to a bad school, and it hurts my already low self-esteem.

Greenhill Alum: Despite going to Greenhill, I still managed to become successful.

Greenhill School Coach: Man, our lacrosse team is doing so good this year!!! We almost beat Southlake Carroll and we only lost 22-3 to ESD and 24-1 to St. Mark's.

Greenhill Parent: I am so happy paying $250,000 for my student to attend Greenhill and be a poor student who terrible at sports and life.

Greenhill School by caddyshack April 19, 2009

Green Hill High School

A school that has only been open for a year and has no bathroom stall doors. It also features a shit ton of rednecks, baseball players who’ll call you an f slur, and a theater teacher who will talk shit about you to other students.

I got railed in a doorless handicapped stall at Green Hill High School by that guy who’s giving out shrooms.

Green Hill High School by mommyc September 23, 2021

Greenville High School 

A high school filled with hicks, wanna-be gangsters, creeps, and children who's parents are closely related. There are about 50 or so "normal people" in this high school, the rest are just plain weird. Sports just aren't Greenville High School's thing, but they excel at FFA and choir. The majority of the teachers don't really teach anything and you really have to try pretty hard to not pass the classes. Earning a high school diploma from Greenville High School is comparable to "graduating" from middle school. Only about 25% of students from Greenville High school go on to college and only about 10% actually graduate from college. Most of the employees of fast food restaurants in the state of Ohio went to Greenville High School.

Person 1: "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"

Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"

Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."

Greenville High School by iwork@mcd's May 2, 2011

Green Hill High School

A High School in Wilson County, Tennessee, that is home to the fighting pigeons. Green Hill High School’s building is a carbon copy of every single goddamn school in the district, of course the first building with this design is Mount Juliet High School. Green Hill students are culturally different from the MJ students in a few different ways. Green Hill Students enjoy primal activities like stealing toilets, stealing stall doors, lighting trash cans on fire, calling in school shooting threats, and many more. The principle of Green Hill is very comparable to Adolf Hitler and leaves classrooms bland and soulless just like him. Also the SRO is bald and may or may not have killed an inmate as a prison guard, while an SRO at MJ has hair, and no positive K/D ratio. Green Hill students often transfer to MJ to return to civilization, but their culture rubs off and has caused MJ to slowly succumb to the primitive monkey non intellectual ways of Green Hill. While most students in Mount Juliet are opposed to this behavior, some catch a disease known as “Green Hill Syndrome” which one has sudden urges to light trash cans on fire in the school restrooms and steal school amenities.

MJ student: Yo, did you see that new kid? He just came in from Green Hill High School.
Former Green Hill student: Reeeee!!!!!! *smashes toilet and starts a trash can fire*

Green Hill High School by Home Of Sexuals December 26, 2021