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Greek Breakfast 

When 11 internet friends gather in Athens and mix in each others junk juice in a rooftop hot tub
Hey Faye! Did you wash off your Greek Breakfast from last night?

greek breakfast 

a frappe or similar iced coffee followed by a cigarette, then the glass is filled with water and drank over again followed by a second cigarette. The meal must be had sitting and if possible outside to maintain greekness.
Yiannis ate a greek breakfast this morning and he's having lamb for dinner.
greek breakfast by Foti Thesalonikos September 6, 2007

Greek breakfast 

The preparation of regular Greek food through the insertion of breakfast items into the participant's anal cavity. We will take the feta cheese for example; by thoroughly marinating the cheese by deep insertion into the anus, the cheese will acquire a taste similar to Greek cuisine. Typical marination time varies between a day to a week, garnish with a sprig of cilantro.
Sailing into the sunset and waking up to a captivating morning, the inspiration drew me to try a Greek Breakfast with my lover.. Only if she takes the first bite.
Greek breakfast by Encablossa June 28, 2008

Greek Breakfest 

Feta Cheese in the bum. May be tossed or stired.
The infection started after I had that greek breakfest.
Greek Breakfest by Sapier October 8, 2007
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