Garth's Uncle

To Tighten something like uncle garth

Person 1: "Whos tightened that up? "

Person 2: "Garth's uncle!"

Or

When tigheting something:
Person "Garth it!"

by Mr.Lamb22 February 26, 2024

double grat scam

A restaurant server not informing their guest that a gratuity has already been posted to their check (as is policy in many establishments on tables of 6 or 8 or more guests), thereby the guest tips again not realizing it has been included, resulting in the waiter receiving, basically, a double gratuity.

Yeah, but that made his night. Ahhh, the double grat scam...

by chance tripper January 25, 2011

Grate Sex

A blowjob which is performed with the use of teeth, mimicking the motion and effect of a cheesegrater.

Trav: "Yo Nicko, that girl I brought home from the bar gnawed at my dick like a beaver"
Nicko: "Ugh, talk about Grate Sex, am I right?"
Trav: "No doubt about it, I liked it though"
Nicko: "You're a sick fuck Travis"

by Bruh That's Nasty September 7, 2016

Grate Stranger

When your dominant hand taps out and you’re forced to reverse the crank and grating cylinder of your hand-crank cheese grater, thus using your non-dominant hand to complete grating the cheese.

Holy balls, bro, that’s a shitload of cheese you grated there, how’d you do it? It was rough, bro, my hand was cramping up so bad I had to call in the Grate Stranger to finish the job.

by DDrex11 November 25, 2021

Garth Stanley

Cunt

That Garth Stanley

by GSP07R July 15, 2019

Granth Saxena

Granth Saxena loves to lick on tits and suck on them hard nipples. Favorite animal is shark and loves to photoshop them into memes. Loves kissing men and making out with his mom to show love and appropriation. He’s into 12-15 year olds and would bang anyone with boobs. Granth prefers D cup over A and is very picky on the amount of pubes on a women. He loves himself a Amazon forest on a woman because it shows “maturity”. Some of his hobbies are to play basketball with his knees and farting on his family members. When Granth is smoking a cigarette, he has a habit of eating the entire cig which sometimes hurts his dads feelings. He enjoys vaping into his mother’s face and spit on her because he thinks it’s funny.

That’s some Granth Saxena shit right there!
Man, stop being a fucking Granth Saxena please!
Is that idiot being a Granth Saxena right now?

by Granth the man August 22, 2022

garth webb secondary school

Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.

Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit

by Qewtji February 20, 2017