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granola people

People who shop at Whole Foods and make SMootHiE bOWLs and follow meditation methods. People that are healthy, and show off about it in a “humble” way.

Example: “Every morning I go outside and pick a fresh lemon from my lemon tree to make some amazing lemon water. It’s so good for you and I totally recommend 🥰”

That’s a basic example... but you get the idea.
The only people allowed in WholeFoods are granola people.
by your mom’s mom June 7, 2021
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