by jeremy trite January 23, 2009
cool ass guitarist in the cool ass band pearl jam. wrote pretty much every pearl jam hit ever. once said “I write every song for Eddie, He’s my muse".
by shoe-the-shoeless April 19, 2022
Guitarist for the band Pearl Jam. Often makes contorted constipated faces whilst changing chords. Walks like a duck and loves hugging trees. Sexuality has been questioned in the past. Likes to wear cowboy hats and plaid pants on stage as well as large dildos on his head.
Person A: "Yo, that guy on stage plays guitar like a duck about to take a dump"
Person B: "That's Stone Gossard!"
Person B: "That's Stone Gossard!"
by imtheocean May 25, 2008
Them: How'd things go last night during registration?
Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.
Them: What an idiot!
Me: Well as you can see by this graph, thigs were working but here you see the standard gossard deviation, then it was busy again.
Them: What an idiot!
by justsomeahole January 30, 2012