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Goose Goose! 

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
Goose Goose! by adamryan March 18, 2009
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goose goose

A 9 milimeter handgun used for blastin yo enemeez.
I blasted that nigga wit my spankin goose goose.

Shea's got a goose goose!!!!
goose goose by SHEA-UNIT June 11, 2006

Goose Goose

An overweight white girl with really bad style
Ha, lookit that Goose Goose with the nasty-ass Punky Brewster haircut!
Goose Goose by Mrs. Handsome September 23, 2010

Goose goose

An experience of something usually crazy,spontaneous,wild, lit, or dangerous.
An indescribable experience.
“Last night we were on that goose goose shit”
“Goose goose shit YAKWTFGO”
“Oh nah he on that goose goose shit”
“We’re about to be on some goose goose activities”
Goose goose by Katsnatcher June 11, 2018

Goose Goose Goose 

The act of rubbing a goose feather on someone's taint.
Guy 1: Yo I gave your mom a Goose Goose Goose last night.

Guy 2: Good she could use the attention.

Goose Goose Duck 

1. Noun - A better free-to-play version of Among Us with built-in voice chat. The developers actually update this game and don't beg you for money to buy boba.

2. Adj - When something is better in every way than its predecessor or comparatives.
1. Even modded Among Us doesn't have close to the number of features the base game of Goose Goose Duck has.
2. Your new partner is so Goose Goose Duck. I can't believe you even liked your ex.
Goose Goose Duck by SlinkyChampion January 6, 2022

Goose Goose Duck 

An Among Us ripoff with ducks instead of astronauts. Has nothing to do with the children's game Duck, Duck, Goose.
Goose Goose Duck is a shameless ripoff
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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