Goolomp 

An enemy in the original Castlevania games for Nintendo. Large, purple, slime blob, and it hung from the ceiling; would fall and land over your head causing damage when you got near.

- A fat guy walks by and you say to you buddy "Hey look at that goolomp walkin' by."

Goolomp by Goolomp March 9, 2009

gölomphed 

(v) To bounce with an intense, overwhelming joy whilst frowning

of Germanic origin

Chloe gölomphed down the corridor as she anticipated her next lesson. A range of emotion came over her, gölomphing was the only suitable action for how she felt at this moment in time.

gölomphed by denontationstation:) January 16, 2023

golompoose 

a Golompoose is someone who is an idiot/retard who thinks they know everything or tries to act cool. You can also say golompoosewoosy aswel.

Robert yo uare such a fcking Golompoose seriosuly man stop saying you know how to do it you spaz.

or

Robert stop acting hard you are a fcking golompoose ok so stop acting cool nobody cares and nobody is paying attention to you

golompoose by Alehlete May 18, 2023