Goo Balloon 

Fucking a girl with a condom, jizzing in it, pulling out and pissing, shitting, and spitting in said condom, then putting it in her mouth and clapping your hands together really hard on her face in hopes of bursting it.

I once served 6 months for giving a girl a goo balloon.

Goo Balloon by bawss nigga October 31, 2011

goballoon 

Like a gobshite only dopier, the sort of person who goes around with their mouth hanging slightly open all the time and are generally completely oblivious to the fact that nobody can stand them, they might even think they’re slightly cool.
A dopey gobshite

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

“you’re not bringing that go balloon tonight are ya”

“someone tell that thick goballoon to stop pretending to be a cat and get back to stacking shelves”

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

goballoon by eilah December 12, 2008