He can either be a really great friend or his girl's slave. People nowadays call him simp. Gonzalo really likes and enjoys anything about cars, but even more if it's a videogame. Loud music and isolating with his girlfriend is his thing too.
Oh wow, you're such a Gonzalo.
Stop being a simp, Gonzalo.
by cooldriver1995 March 9, 2021
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A fat sloth that likes Men. More commonly known for being fat and playing xbox
by Gonzalo Vargas July 2, 2012
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A Fatass Hoe Who Likes To Play XBOX 360 All Day And Also Does The 2 Knuckle Shuffle With His 1 Centimeter White Cck
Man He Is So Gonzalo
by The Man Julio February 9, 2019
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known for being smokin' hot and banging, and amazing at guitar/everything else. Some would say that they are without a doubt the coolest beings on this planet. They are deliciously sexy you just want to lick it.
"Did you see Dan with that red shirt on?"
"Yeah, he was definitely not looking gonzalo today"

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"Man, this weather is killing"
"I know, it must be like 1 million degrees past gonzalo"
by bunnyexplosion May 21, 2008
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A WEIRD MAN WHOM I GO TO SCHOOL WITH AND HE HAS PORNO FACIAL HAIR
BUT HES ALSO AMAZING
gonzalo has porno facial hair but it’s okay he’s a good friend
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Standing by the side of the road with seven police men shinning a torch behind your balls
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by CLIFFTON February 6, 2014
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Gonzalo Thought is a social and political theory originated by Abimael Guzman (also called "Gonzalo"), who was the chairman of the Communist Party of Peru-Shining Path. It proposes following the military line of struggle, by militarization and concentric construction of the party. Gonzalo also believed that such a revolution in a single country could spark a world revolution.
Apply Gonzalo Thought! Death to parliamentary cretinism!
by KalingaMaoistTiger January 29, 2022
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