Goliad

1. A town full of catty whores and moronic hicks.
2. Also the town of hypocrites.
3. This town would be so much better if everyone in it died.

Don't ever move to Goliad, unless you plan on assasinating everyone in the town.

by Elyssa. October 19, 2008

Goliath Gob

Someone who just won't, and never will, stfu. This word can either refer to the actual person, or their mouths. It doesn't matter, but usually one will capitalize when speaking of the person and no capitalize when speaking of the mouth.

Latin Root: Golaitus Gobimus

That Goliath Gob always ruins parties with his goliath gob.

by Adam? January 21, 2009

goliard

a combination of the words gonad, loser and retard. Obviously, a person with whom most normal folks wouldn't want to associate.

I can't stand that woman. She's a total goliard.

by Most Anyone June 12, 2008

Goliar

A unique name for a quirky personality who likes to be either sweet and caring or extremely psycho based on their mood.

The name gives them an ability of good judgement and a knack of doing jobs to perfection.

However, it also brings a reserved and quiet nature where people find it difficult to guess their true personal self.

She’s probably just a Goliar, she’s not being rude

by TimotheeChalametFan69 April 15, 2020

Brown Goliath

A massive dump. A shit of biblical proportions

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning

by Loopydave October 24, 2019

David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.

Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.

by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019

Davey and Goliath

A Christian television program that features two the most hardcore mother fuckers that ever lived. Davey is a ballin' human and Goliath is his dog, who is a ice cold killa'. These two playas solve everyday moral issues and pop cherries at the same time. Goliath has been known for biting the ball sac off of whoever is hating or being a playa' hater to Davey. Davey once shot up a rival gang house, using only his dick as a gun, as his semen is capable of being .357 magnum ammo. They both once were in a fight with scrub, and all that was left of him.....was his dick!

Davey and Goliath both smoke so much weed, when they fart, everyone gets high.

by Boats n' Hoes June 29, 2009