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Golden Pipes 

(n.) A person's absolutely amazing singing voice that overtakes the listener with so much emotion that he has no choice but to cry uncontrollably or laugh hysterically.
Listen to Robert Plant's golden pipes! He can hit notes perfectly.
Golden Pipes by LuciferSam1967 September 10, 2010

Golden pickle 

When a mans penis is covered in urine and is gobbled upon, by the opposing sex in a heterosexual relationship and same sex in a homosexual relationship.
I went to peters last night and he totally fed me the golden pickle.
Golden pickle by Golden pickle September 7, 2014

Golden Pilgrim

When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.
So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.
Golden Pilgrim by redditwashere October 20, 2010

Tyler Nguyen/ golden pig 

Tyler Nguyen is a very handsome young asian gentleman. He is best pokemon guy ever to exist ever, he caught every single pokemon ever, he hates doubters, and is a white hat with good grades in school.
If you dont know what pokemon it is, ask Tyler Nguyen/ golden pig

Golden Pistol 

A golden pistol is when two dudes hold hands to make a gun shape with the rude fingure and index fingure pointing out, they then fingure a chick with there hands still in the shape of the gun making it a golden pistol!
oi dude theres that chick we golden pistoled last night at the party?
Golden Pistol by Hazzi Bear November 29, 2010

golden pineapple 

Where you and your partner dress up like spongebob and pee on a pineapple then proceed to use it as a massive dildo on each other.
Dude my girlfriend gave me a golden pineapple last night, shit was the best!
golden pineapple by M Manson November 15, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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