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Goldballs 

Name given to someone who brings something expensive to a party. Primarily used when cocaine is involved.

Can also be shouted when buying something like Gucci, Prada, Cristal, etc.
"Johnny went goldballs tonight. He brought an 8 ball to our house party."

"Goldballs! Lets get an 8 ball tonight!"

"Goldballs! Lets get a bottle of Cristal to drink this evening."
Goldballs by B-bot November 4, 2008
Words you can keep

hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
The act of injecting cocaine and heroin into your scrotum.

An popular alternative form of "speedball" during the 1990s.
"GODBALLS YOUR COLLEGE"

"bro, matt just took a godball and fuckin died mate"
godball by nortre January 31, 2020

godballs 

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.
godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!
godballs by Douglas Young September 27, 2008

goodball 

An especially good lay, i.e. sexual.
James had an exceptionally goodball with Janet in bed.
goodball by Diesel75 October 6, 2013

goofballs 

slang term for methamphetamine and other oral forms of various illegal drugs
that guy Overdosed on goofballs, now he is in a coma.
goofballs by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

gooballs 

a gooey treat concisting of usually healthy items like granola, nuts and grains and sweet items like chocolate, carob, and carmel and gooey items like peanut butter, honey and butter. They almost always contain significant doses of marijuana baked right in. They were popularized and sold in Phish parking lots but now can be seen at any jam band show. Also called ganja gooballs because of the cannabis content.
Trey said, "Don't eat the brown gooballs"

heady gooballs $5!
gooballs by TreePhiend April 26, 2006
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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