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Goldballs 

Name given to someone who brings something expensive to a party. Primarily used when cocaine is involved.

Can also be shouted when buying something like Gucci, Prada, Cristal, etc.
"Johnny went goldballs tonight. He brought an 8 ball to our house party."

"Goldballs! Lets get an 8 ball tonight!"

"Goldballs! Lets get a bottle of Cristal to drink this evening."
Goldballs by B-bot November 4, 2008
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hepped up on goofballs

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs
The act of injecting cocaine and heroin into your scrotum.

An popular alternative form of "speedball" during the 1990s.
"GODBALLS YOUR COLLEGE"

"bro, matt just took a godball and fuckin died mate"
godball by nortre January 31, 2020

godballs 

a curse word i made up that is surprisingly effective and adequate, you are free to spread it as you please. it means nothing, really. perhaps they are the balls of a god.
godBALLS that's fuckin retarded!
godballs by Douglas Young September 27, 2008

goodball 

James had an exceptionally goodball with Janet in bed.
goodball by Diesel75 October 6, 2013

goofballs 

slang term for methamphetamine and other oral forms of various illegal drugs
that guy Overdosed on goofballs, now he is in a coma.
goofballs by grizzlymaster March 6, 2009

gooballs 

a gooey treat concisting of usually healthy items like granola, nuts and grains and sweet items like chocolate, carob, and carmel and gooey items like peanut butter, honey and butter. They almost always contain significant doses of marijuana baked right in. They were popularized and sold in Phish parking lots but now can be seen at any jam band show. Also called ganja gooballs because of the cannabis content.
Trey said, "Don't eat the brown gooballs"

heady gooballs $5!
gooballs by TreePhiend April 26, 2006