God's Eye 

A craft weaving, usually small, and made from toothpicks and yarn. Some believe it to have special religious meaning or other powers.

Young child: " What are these toothpicks for? And the yarn?"
Adult: "Well today kids, we're going to be weaving God's eyes for craft time!"

God's Eye by LobsterGun November 29, 2009

gods eyebooger 

a very annoying person who is not liked by anyone.this is refering to god just flicking them to to earth as a piece of crap.

wow that girl is really gods eyebooger

gods eyebooger by royal marine March 11, 2009