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Go North 

Term used to describe male masturbation involving the cupping of balls with one hand whilst masturbating with the other.
boy1: So whatchoo do last night?
boy2: Picked up my sack and went north. It was awesome.

man: ooh... yeah... ah...
girlfriend: you nearly there baby?
man: oh yeah, go north baby, go north!

middle aged man: Doc I'm getting right there and then, I dunno, I just can't finish up you know?

doctor: Go north.
Go North by rozza007 March 17, 2015
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Go North East 

Often referred to as “the fire company”, their unreliable and clapped out buses are usually seen all parked up in the Bus Stations having been cancelled, or seen out on the road ablaze! The Managing Director commonly seen out with his axe, cutting services left right and centre to the skeleton routes that exist today - full and standing, reminding one of a somewhat “cattle class” service.
Fuck sake man, my Go North East bus has turned up full - I’ve been waiting an hour and a half for one too!
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Go North East 

Go North East, the region's leading bus operator in the North East of England. Their high class of service is among the best in England bus operators wise. Their management team is also now one of the best around, their #BetterThanEver slogan is now in full swing. They have a whole host of premium services such as "X Lines" and "Voltra". They are also the first company in the North East to host a whole fleet of fully electric buses.
Go North East is much better than Arriva, their high standard of service is the best in the North East.
Go North East by NETransport October 1, 2020

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026