Go Captain Kirk

Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.

The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.

Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.

by DZDZDZD March 01, 2010