Glutin'

1. Hauling Ass; a reference to the gluteus maximus muscle aka "ass" in "hauling ass". 2. Moving at a very high rate of speed.

Q: How did you get here so quickly? A: Dude, we were glutin' the whole way!

by International G April 4, 2009

glutin

a fat pig who eats to much..wants more than their share

that fat glutin ate my box of muffins

by shaila May 13, 2005

gutin

has a meme account, got his nuts smashed by a bowling ball, from russia, has a nuke

wow, thats a gutin!

by CHing CHong LIng Tanng December 6, 2016

gluten free lap dance

When the dancer tries to give you lap dance but she has no cake.

Bitch had a flat ass, that lap dance was gluten free.

White bitches only give gluten free lap dances.

by Normcock Hitchdonald February 27, 2017

Gluten Stoned

When you have too much gluten and you feel goofy. Synonym for food coma.

My friend ate a calzone and he's acting wierd, I think he might be gluten stoned.

by Fyerse April 16, 2015

Gluten-free heffer

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

by Malphrus August 25, 2011

GLUVIN

To use brutal force towards an opponent or teammate

The team was ready for some GLUVIN

COME GET SOME GLUVIN

by GLUVIN_79 January 8, 2016