hybrid of GLOWING LOINS - when your loins are so hot for mcluvin they are glowing, and any/every port in the storm will do; additionally they are burning so bright you swear other people can actually see them
My gloins are so bright I just got approached by 2 separate guys in the produce section

I thought maybe my gloins had cooled off some but then i bumped into some firemen...nope!
by ShadeZz June 5, 2011
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A person who is a part of a Star Trek club.
Ben Gloin of BOOM dod.
by oxxxx October 10, 2005
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