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Glockboys

Largely basement dwellers, most of whom still suckle at their mothers tit.

Glockboys are tight wads that buy cheap products then proclaim them to be superior then top quality products. They are most often seen on fb and chat rooms defending their LIFESTYLE, and are unable to comprehend when they are being trolled.
Glockboys often have emotional outbursts when their views of quality is countered with facts.

Glockboys are also known to tag other Glockboys to defend themselves due to their smaller than normal Cranium and other physical shortcomings.
Hey look at the Glockboy, he should upgrade to a High Point.

Glockboys and larping Airsoft boys share the same emotional and intellectual deficits.
by SigP229 December 19, 2016
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Glockboy dave

A cool lowkey guy who dont care what others think, loyal, a gangsta but a big baby for his girl,and he's good at graphic arts. Glockboy dave haves trust issues, so when someone want to be cool with him he is a little nervous. Glockboy dave is a great boyfriend to have he will take care of you, send little but meaning full paragraph, and most of all love her girlfriend no matter what even when he's mad at her. Glockboy dave will require time and patience when dating him, nevertheless he will make you feel happy no matter what.
Fuck steve, get you a glockboy dave OGD.
by Dave frm 120 November 7, 2019
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Glockbuster

Another name for a gun shop that is very trashy and make their guns very easy to purchase. They can mostly be found in big cities or independently owned by redneck families.
- I gotsa problem that needs dealin wit'
- Awe hell no!
- Hell yea, but ain't nuttin' I can't fix widda visit to a Glockbuster! Hello!
by Remmot August 1, 2011
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Glockbusters

The toy gun store that makes you want to bust with its sexy products.
OMG I'm so feeling horny I'm heading to Glockbusters
by Therealestmannn February 22, 2024
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