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Largely basement dwellers, most of whom still suckle at their mothers tit.

Glockboys are tight wads that buy cheap products then proclaim them to be superior then top quality products. They are most often seen on fb and chat rooms defending their LIFESTYLE, and are unable to comprehend when they are being trolled.
Glockboys often have emotional outbursts when their views of quality is countered with facts.

Glockboys are also known to tag other Glockboys to defend themselves due to their smaller than normal Cranium and other physical shortcomings.
Hey look at the Glockboy, he should upgrade to a High Point.

Glockboys and larping Airsoft boys share the same emotional and intellectual deficits.
by SigP229 December 19, 2016
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