A fun game designed in the Garden State. To play read on.
Materials:
Lemon, Safety Scissors, Wood Plank
First, take the safety scissors and bang them upon the wooden plank until they break and are potentially lethal. Then, grab the next Australian person you see and slash his achilles tendon. Retrieve bowie knife from his person. With the bowie knive, tear out lemon meat leaving only the peel. Finally chase people around with it
(making its lips move, and shout, "Gimme a kiss!) at random. Enjoy immensely.
Not tonight Oliver, everytime we play Gimme a kiss you end up going to jail and i have to wait until after the trial to experience illegal bottom pleasure.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"