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Gigarrette

A cigarrette smoked during, prior to or after a gig (musical event), by someone who usually abstains from smoking.

Frequently accompanied by alcohol, usually partaken in by an ex-smoker trying to convince themselves that they are no longer addicted.
"I don't really smoke, but I do like a cheeky gigarrette"

"Could I pinch a gigarrette?"

"Yes I know a pack costs about £30 these days but I don't want 20, just a little Gigarrette, so stop being a tightarse and hand one over"
by Casual_Steve September 21, 2011
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garrettesk

The act of being extremely rude and calling everyone gay.
Being garrettesk often means being very racist and homophobic
Man oh man Travis is extremely garrettesk right now
by Flamengo December 19, 2021
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Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck
Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there
by T.F.M. March 13, 2020
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Garrette

Normally a shy guy. Makes the best boyfriend/husband he is protective, caring, loving, everything and more that a girl could ever want in a boyfriend/husband. Origin-English
Garrette is an amazing boyfriend, you can tell that he loves her so much.
by MSM&GAM12514 September 29, 2014
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e-cigarrette

A "fake" cigarrette designed to help people quit smoking or provide a healthy alternative to smoking. E-cigarrettes contain nothing but nicotine and water vapor. Tobacco companies and the FDA are opposed to e-cigarrettes because trace amounts of carcenogens were found in e-cigarrettes made in China.

The advantages of e-cigarrettes are useless when compared to regular cigarrettes which contain over 4,000 chemicals including embalming fluid (good for dead people), and rat poison (good for people afraid of rats). Real cigarrettes are proven to cause cancer (population control) and if smoked by a pregnant person could cause serious health issues including death to a fetus (birth control).

If you ever come into contact with an e-cigarrette, be careful not to be distracted by the shiny LED light, stick to your guns and smoke that god given bowl or marajuana.
Every time you smoke an e-cigarrette, big tobacco kills a puppy.
by eva was here August 6, 2009
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Garrette

The type of guy nobody likes but always wants to be around. There's said to be a small number of people with the name "Garrett" spelled like this.
"I hung out with a Garrette today, so lame"
by Lil..Faggot June 10, 2020
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garrette

wired lovable athetic and aways is questionalble he can breath and you could make it a whole dam debate.
garrette why tf are you pooping on the floor?
by yeet.egg.sells November 9, 2020
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