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Ghostext 

Noun: You feel your phone vibrate in your pocket, but when you check to see the text, you find that it doesn't exist.

It can be played off as "seeing the future", because often times you receive said text after your phone is put back in your pocket.
Jose felt his phone vibrate and got excited, but when he pulled out his phone he saw that it was only a ghostext.
Ghostext by Bairee December 2, 2010
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Ghostexting 

When a friend makes plans by text message, then stands you up.
Monika is constantly making plans then not keeping her word. When the bitch sends me a text with some excuse, I will use "ghostexting" and <ignore> her, and give her a taste of her own medicine.
Ghostexting by Valleymax May 15, 2011

ghostesticles 

The location on a castrated mammal where the testicles would have otherwise resided, but instead is now just a flat, skin-covered area.
My doq was recently neutered and now he's obsessively licking his ghostesticles.
ghostesticles by tempomeister January 3, 2010

ghostest 

A adverb about getting really high on Mary Jane.
Aye dog, im bout to ghostest Blunt.
ghostest by BBloo April 7, 2016

MR_GHOSTETHAN 

A YouTuber/Twitch steamer who doesn't post that often if steam that oftan and is a vtuber bust wants to be a pngtuber but can't afford good pngs from people so is a vtuber
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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