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The friend who accepts everyone's unwanted Gherkins at McDonalds.
Tom: "I'll have that if you don't want it dude? I know you don't like them"

Joe: "C'mon man, quit your Gherkin Lurkin' and order something"
by ItisI March 27, 2012
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