Ghandd 

Ghandding, or, to ghandd, is the act of spitting on your hand and spanking the innards of your asshole. It usually results in a loud "clap" sound and a swollen asshole that lasts for several hours. It also causes massive levels of dopamine to be released in your brain, making it more addicting than cocaine. It isn't unhealthy however, as it loosens up your muscles, making it very popular for athletes to group ghandd before their games. Partners also ghandd together, as it is a very romantic thing to do. Friends also group ghandd as it makes for a joyful and playful experience. Typically, however, people ghandd on their own free time by themselves as they feel uncomfortable ghandding in front of others.

Jeniffer Lopez ghandded on live tv.

Ghandd by The Ghanddist September 22, 2014

Pull a Ghandi 

To have completely unexpected, over-the-top violent reaction.

This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.

Joe So what's happening in the news today?
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.

In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.

Pull a Ghandi by Tsarin March 30, 2013

ghandicapped

When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process

Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped

ghandicapped by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014

ghandi's revenge 

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Foxx kemm ghandek 

Maltese for "fuck you"

Beppe Foxx kemm ghandek

Foxx kemm ghandek by Dronzi May 20, 2021

Ghandopoly

A type of board game that educates you on how to look after your health. It influences people on Ghandi's teachings and is loosely based on Monopoly.

I am going to play Ghandopoly today.

Ghandopoly by G.Handi January 2, 2012

Granddaddy Dong 

A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.

Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!

Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020