noah get the boat

when you see something so dramatizing that you think its time to restart humanity

noah get the boat for it time for a new beginning

by qwertyuiop boi February 17, 2020

noah get the boat

'noah get the boat' is an expression based the Abrahamic idea of 'Noah's Ark', where Noah boards an Ark with a few humans and animals and leave the rest of humanity to die in a destructive flood. The statement is often used when a person sees something so horrible or cursed that they feel like wiping out humanity and starting anew.

Person A: "Have you heard? A man apparently got his sister pregnant during a party."
Person B: "noah get the boat"

by mintansea March 8, 2021

yeet yote get on my boat

To kidnap someone on a boat whilst saying the present and past tense of yeet because as we all know it makes everything better.

Sketchy guy: Hey kid yeet yote get on my boat

kid: ok! yeet yote

by iBrokeUrNeckLol May 24, 2021