Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”
by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022
Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019