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Being a know it all, but always wrong. A short word for asshole and loser. Have an annoying squeaky voice and always talk about cars, computers, or tennis. Can talk the talk but can't walk the walk.
1. Oooh, that sounded like something Gerrett would have said.

2. He gerretted his way to being a dumbass.
gerrett by Myrtle Bunny911 March 2, 2009
Words you can keep
If your boy was as Gerrett as mine , you would have love and a house built
Gerrett by Kay Richard January 29, 2018

garrett watts 

a 6 ft tall gay warrior. he loves halloween and hanging out w his friends. he’s also a cute little bean who deserves to be protected at all times.
some of his friends include....
1. shane dawson
2. morgan adams
3. andrew siwicki
4. drew monson

5. ryland adams
6. benjamin
7. tyler
garrett watts is one of the most underrated youtubers of all time and deserves all the love and support ever.

Garrett Watts 

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You are such a Garrett Watts
Oh I thought I was a Shane Dawson
SHUT UP
Garrett Watts by Iamshookth December 28, 2018

Garrett Leach 

Someone who watches anime and plays lots of video games. Usually known for his sister getting banged by his best friend.
See that Garrett Leach guy? I banged his sister!
Garrett Leach by AnonymousBartender November 9, 2014

Myles Garrett 

When you are playing football and you rip off an opponents helmet and hit the opponents head with the helmet
I’m gonna Myles Garrett that quarterback over there!
Myles Garrett by Kidswillbekids November 21, 2019

Garrett Foster 

To be proud of the amount of garbage you left in the mountains and bring none of it back.
I Garrett Foster’d the shit out of that campsite.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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