see also goblin.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
Pointy eared Blonde Goblin who excels at lending money, pulling ethnic minority's and geeking at halo. Has tendencies to rub other males legs when they are in close proximity.
1. Wow, is that a real life Gerck? i've only ever seen one in my online dungeons and dragons game.
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
2. Wow, is that a real life Gerck pulling an ugly black chick? i've only ever thought that was just rumours.
3. Wow, are you rubbing my leg while beating me at halo? you're so gerck!
by Muzza2k April 9, 2005
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by AmazingFoot December 1, 2019
Get the Leopard gecko mug.To masturbate or pleasure oneself. Particularly in a sneaky or humorous way. Mainly applied to males.
by CountGrishnak June 28, 2008
Get the jerkin my gerkin mug.While having sex in the shower push your partner up against the wall kissing her, then quickly try to insert your penis into her anus and watch her try and climb the wall.
by Putrid169 June 29, 2011
Get the Slippery Gecko mug.A hardcore line of 6 shots, progressing from most alcoholic to least.
1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer
This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
1. Everclear
2. Bacardi 151
3. 99 bananas
4. Vodka
5. Mad Dog
6. Beer
This marathon of shots is meant to be done in a line in under a minute with no chasing in between. Jesus is the only person to successfully complete and keep down all the alcohol in under a minute.
by hopcopdontstop April 13, 2009
Get the dirty gecko parade mug.To be gerked is to be jacked around and/or lied to; an act of having the wool pulled over your eyes.
by #truth101 May 9, 2017
Get the Gerked mug.Famous gulag-style farm where Gerchan is kept captive by Curryblast Amit and slapped 24-7 for her milk
"Gerchan is so fine, I just want to slap the milk out of her."
-Amit B00by-slap
"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un
"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
-Amit B00by-slap
"Gerchan Farms is my dream world!"
-Kim Jong Un
"Gerchan needs some Bangladesh whip because she's being insolent and not lactating."
-Lactation Overseer at Gerchan Farms
by AmitB00bySlap June 19, 2019
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