The Sexual act of having a ferocious wank using two rocks with your penis in between them.
Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.
Can either use smooth rocks or jagged rocks depending on what mood you are in.
*guy 1* OMG my dick is raw after i did The Geodude last night
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man
*guy2* should have used smooth rocks man
by wild Snorlax June 7, 2011
by bigchebo October 8, 2011
by Kar10s May 11, 2009
Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.
*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.
*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude
by Skodward April 20, 2017