A very dodgy shopping channel dedicating to misleading widows with no self-esteem into buying the worst possible version of a product and pretending its the dog's bollocks
"Doris has been buying shit jewellery again. She's been Gemporia'd - she looks like a vajazzle in a power cut."
"Susan was excited to buy a product she had never seen before on Gemporia, 'congealed argyle cat shit' they even dropped the price to £69.69!"
"Susan was excited to buy a product she had never seen before on Gemporia, 'congealed argyle cat shit' they even dropped the price to £69.69!"
by Colon Wankstash September 24, 2022