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Gay Kebab 

This is a long line of homosexual, bisexual, trisexual, and/or pansexual men who are "linked" together using the classic "dick-in-ass" method of connection. All of the men should be lying on their sides while performing this act, so the product actually looks like a kebab of gay men lying on a grill (hence the term "gay kebab"). However, it is also possible to do this while standing.

In order for this to truly look like an actual kebab, the final member of the group should have some sort of skin-toned phallic object (a dildo, for example) visibly sticking out of his ass. Think about it; wouldn't it look like a very long sex toy is penetrating a long line of gay men through their asses, just as how a long toothpick skewers a long line of food items in an edible kebab?

In order to add more originality to the kebab, the men taking part in the formation could try to distinguish themselves from one another. For example, the men can make different poses in order to appear as the different "ingredients" of a kebab. Also, an alternating pattern of Asian and Caucasian participants would surely add variety to this array of succulent hunks. Hell, you can even throw in the occasional hermaphrodite to really spice up the rack!

All in all, the purpose of doing this is to be creative and have fun.

NOTE: A similar formation, consisting of women wearing strap-ons in order to perform this act, is called a "Lez Kebab." Likewise, a mixture of men and women taking part in this arrangement is called an "Androgybab."
The boys and I decided to make gay kebabs during our mid-morning screw. We had Bobby, Jimmy, Charley, Lenny, and George season themselves with a multitude of spices and arrange themselves into a decadent skewer. Meanwhile, Bartolommeo, Giuseppe, Calogero, Leonardo, and Georgio bathed their entire bodies inside a tub with various marinades and created another simply divine platter. Both of them look so delicious that I ate them all up!
Gay Kebab by D.J. Roefaro January 2, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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