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{gabe'-ist}
One who follows in the teachings of Gabism. The primary philosophical doctrine of a Gabist is the eternal mystery of "What is fudge?" The first of these enlightened folk was Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, who founded this religion in 2014.
Once a man walked into a room. He looked at everyone in the room and found a man, a Blacksican to be specific. He sat beside the man, and the man was scratching his head. In front of him was a piece of paper. All over, it said, "What is Fudge?" I asked him what this was all about. He stood up, and ripped his shirt off! He pounded his chest in Tarzan style! He let out a mighty grunt! He started reiterating, "Bad! Bad! Bad!" Immediately, everyone in the room received an epiphany! They all went to the fudge store and bought fudge! They later went on to become gabists, preaching the teachings of Gabriel Alexander Benjamin Long, as the found his name to be.
-From the Book of Gabe, Second Gabylonians 11 : 54
gabist by thescribeofgabe March 1, 2007
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a person who dislikes gay(homosexual) people.
c'mon dad, dont be such a gaysist!
gaysist by RSHH February 24, 2010
An ancient line of Italians, noted for their uniquely red hair. Freckles are not uncommon. It is said that their laughter, looks, and charm have saved their people many times throughout the ages.
"Is that an Italian?"
"I think so, but she's a hot red head with freckles."
"Oh, must be a Garisto."
Garisto by Da Phuzz February 3, 2010
Dave: "I got gaped by a gapist yesterday."
Greg: "At least you're not a virgin anymore."
Gapist by Mister Shaun April 29, 2008
Someone who hates Festivus. Someone who refuses to attend festivus because they are afraid of being offended during the Airing of Grievances. A festivus-hating fascist.
Man, Shaun and James are such Gascists. Can't they leave their personal problems at home and just enjoy the holidays?
Gascist by Jedediah December 5, 2004

Child Gapist

A Person that not only rapes but gapes a child in unconsentual sexual intercorse
Johns a pretty great Child Gapist
Child Gapist by The prophet Muslamid December 31, 2017