gantt chart 

A very boring chart used in making pointless decisions, especially if you are a highly overpaid person to talk bullshit. It is more commonly used by youngters as a swear word or insult as the word "gantt", when shouted, sounds remarkably like the word "cunt"

Jethro: Do you like that new guy
Mitch: No I think he is such a gantt chart

gantt chart by ISStudent June 5, 2011

Gantt Chart 

Derivative of the Gantt Chart used in engineering project management: a graphical representation of your sexual exploits over time - often grouped by person and color coded corresponding to act.

Anne's doing really well with her New Year's Resolution to stay away from boys - she hasn't had to update her Gantt Chart in months!!

Gantt Chart by FromPink2Purple May 13, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016