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A word that you use when you want a loser to think he is cool. You might be a Ganqua if:

1. You like to do calculus in you spare time.
2. You like to touch yourself in special places... all the time...
3. You frequently comment on everything on other peoples Facebook status, especially things that no normal person could ever give a crap about.
DUDE, YOU KNOW THAT (insert loser's name here) KID?! HE'S LIKE A STRAIGHT UP GANQUA!!!!
by DJ teh DJ GANKA HFISH March 23, 2010
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