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Also written as "gammer" pronounced as 'gum-mer'
Used for people who have absolutely no idea about videogames or have recently started playing videogames and act all Boss and shit in front of Veteran/Master Gamers.

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Gammars can be identified by their shitty grammer and half-assed posts regarding a recent videogame and claims of finishing the game and showering it with praise. When told that the game sucked and they are idiots, gammars respond with weak insults and bold claims that are easily used against them.

Signs of a Gammar:
- Too retarded to use Google.
- Cant comprehend the word Sarcasm and it's use.
- Cant speak nor understand Proper English.
- Confirmed 'Accident'
- Cant understand the word Nostalgia and it's use.
- Always asks stupid questions.
- Purchases games only because he/she heard it was popular.
- Praises games for it's Graphics, never pays attention to the other aspects of games.
- Believes Piracy is actually good for everyone.
- Thinks playing Retro Games is stupid.
- Thinks he/she is the only one who has a life.
- TyPeS lIkE DiX.
- Obviously Sexually Frustrated and Confused.
- Obnoxious Dude-Bro.
- Lacks the common sense of using Keyboard Shortcuts in RTS games.
- Thinks all RPGs are JRPGs.
- Takes pictures of himself/herself with a controller/bunch of videogames and calls himself/herself a nerd.

The first 3 signs are critical when it comes to dubbing one a gammer.
Jim: Dude, i caught my GF taking pictures with my controller. Bitch left teeth marks on the Wire, i need to replace that shit.
Mac: She plays games?
Jim: Only Farmville, why?
Mac: She's a gammar.

Grammar Panther 

Someone who supports correct grammar for better communication and less misunderstandings. Usually more laid back than a Grammar Nazi. Includes using correct grammar for ebonics and colloquialisms. Many times a grammar panther may correct by example instead of putting someone on blast.
(internet big-shot): you aint noe who your messin wit. im all ova this errbody noe me. there my people.

(rapping grammar panther): You don't know who you're messin' wit'. Cause obviously, you cain't match my wit. So step back and take a seat. This is a spelling match and you're already beat.

(big-shot): A man you ain't gotta go their. You know my school was busted.

(panther): You're right, I ain't had to go there, my bad.
Grammar Panther by coldheart7 March 9, 2013

Grammarly 

The reason ad blockers exist
Hey! Did you see that dumb grammarly ad?
No I have an ad blocker.
Grammarly by Jarate Of Milk September 29, 2020

gambarize 

I will try harder
I will do my very best

A word created by an illustrious member of the internet sumo community.
Its a play on words of the Japanese word gambaru -gambarimasu, a succinct word best translating to "I will do my best".
Sumo Rikishi (wrestlers) when being interviewed often end with Ganbarimasu, 'I will do my best', but when translating to English the feeling in the word gambarimasu is lost, it lacks heart.
"gambarize"
sounds stronger and is a conjunction of gambarimasu and 'ize' in English, (to make more, become) eg: modernize.
Therefore gambarize means to try harder to do my best and an apt word for the tough training and rigours of sumo.
He is still young and has to gambarize.
I need to gambarize my sumo.
He himself says he will gambarize and climb back up the ranks.
I just want him to gambarize.
I'll have to endure the pain and gambarize!
Well, all I can do is gambarize the best I can.
gambarize by sekihiryu December 12, 2008
The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
Person 1: " Dude, your such an idiot when it comes to grammar".
Person 2: "*you're".
Grammar by gusllywiggum December 31, 2012

Grammar Italian Fascist 

Internet User: i want you read your script and give some feed back, free of charge

Grammar Italian Fascist: Maybe your should learn to write before you offer to give a critique.
Grammar Italian Fascist by dTraj October 20, 2010