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Gakne: is caused by smoking crystal meth and is not the result of picking. Gakne vulgaris (or cystic gakne) is a common human skin disease among gak smokers, characterized by areas of skin with seborrhea (scaly red skin), comedones (blackheads and whiteheads), papules (pinheads), pustules (pimples), Nodules (large papules) and possibly scarring. Gakne affects mostly skin with the densest population of sebaceous follicles; these areas include the face, the upper part of the chest, and the back. Severe gakne is inflammatory, but gakne can also manifest in noninflammatory forms. The lesions are caused by changes in pilosebaceous units, skin structures consisting of a hair follicle and its associated sebaceous gland, changes that require androgen stimulation.
Wow that dope simple gak smoker needs to have a bath and go to bed or that tweeker is gonna be looking like a gak-ho with that bad case of gakne.
gakne by sweetjimmy January 5, 2012
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Chica , locamente atractiva hermosa de ojos y de cara gainet significa "Victoria noble" "Fortaleza" Amante del arte y diseño gainet tambien , puede destacar por ser una mujer con sabiduria avanzada.
Gainet enel amor puedeser Molesta
Pero segaz y sexy
Gainet by Senera34@ November 7, 2022
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gakne • Gak Net • ganked • Gake • Ganker • gaineasy • gainer • Ganesh • gaine • Gainesville
1. (verb) To be severely confused.
2. (adjective) strange, unnatural.
1. When Tom came up to me and talked about Frances' foot addiction, I was so gagneuia. What is he talking about?

2. It was a sight of pure gagneuia - the ancient rune's symbols did not make any sense.
gagneuia by brainerry May 3, 2020
A Yiddish insult meaning a thief, con man, or other such unscrupulous and untrustworthy character looking to conduct a scam, ripoff, or similar evil and dishonest method of personal gain.

The word is an insult. A ganef wouldn't generally call himself a ganef, no matter how proud of himself he was, but he might be angrily called a ganef by his victim.
Bernie Madoff convinced me to put my life's savings into his ponzi scheme. That no-good ganef cost me everything!
ganef by Rob T Firefly August 15, 2011
1. Master of Comedy
2. The most badass character in Steven Universe. She is literally a fusion between two lesbian space rocks
3. Square Mom
"Amethyst: Hahaha! Wow Garnet, that was the funniest thing I've ever heard!

Garnet: Garnet, Master of Comedy"

"Steven Universe AKA Gay Space Rocks"

"Square Mom is the bet mom"
Garnet by Tatum Ridley July 23, 2016

Mutual Gainer 

A pair of individuals who like to gain weight together by feeding each other.
Mike and Susan were mutual gainers who loved to feed each other.
Mutual Gainer by Dolphinia January 22, 2009

Garnett Transit Form 

The form you file your taxes on.
I barely got my Garnett Transit Form filled in time by on June.
Garnett Transit Form by Skwerl23 October 9, 2018
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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