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Gay Vampire Porn....that point in any good vampire novel where you realize during a vividly "movie-like" scene that the characters that are having sex are only doing it because of their best friend of the same sex
Male Vampire 1: Hey let's do it to that chick
Male Vampire 2: Okay yeah!
Reader:...Dang Gay Vampire Porn (GVP)............
GVP by That Funny Chick July 6, 2009
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gvprtskvni 

An unpronounceable Georgian word. Apparently translates to “you peel us” >:/
gvprtskvni
gvprtskvni by CarkyAmsterAlt February 23, 2023
Joe Biden is the GVPOAT
GVPOAT by YourNewStepDaddy June 30, 2016
It used to be a good rare that pulled 20k op but now it is very shit and pulls 20k lb after juho and his friends release 50 into circ
is that gvpq (Glorious Vampire Party Queen) ?
yes how did u know?
i can smell its fart trial
gvpq by Adam Big Dick Lord June 2, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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