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To completely set yourself up for failure.

To ruin a large group of people's lives by making very poor decisions.

To abruptly interrupt an operation without first putting thought behind it.

Put in the correct context, could be used as a vulgarity.
Someone done gledded the toilet again, get the plunger!

Throw the GLED in the works.

Why don't you go GLED yourself you son of a GLED!
GLED by Big Stall January 7, 2011
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A gled is a hawk, and that fierce and beautiful bird would have found its natural refuge among the stanes, or rocks, of the craggy moorlands which surround the “fortalice of gledstanes.”
Bob "Hey Look! Theres A Gled!"

Bird Expert "What's A Gled?"

Bob "Bruh U Stupid. It's A Eagle."
Gled by Mv12 × Cat March 26, 2020
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Probably Albanian. Has a great smile, beautifully unique eyes, and genuine kind/caring person. Sexy yet approachable (not egotistical). Able to drink/ eat with the guys and still look fantastic. She makes a great chill friend, so chill that guys don't know how to approach her. Rare in this day-n-age, Gledis's truly are a catch and I advise always maintaining a friendship with one. (they are so cool its hard not to anyways : )
gledis drank me under the table yesterday at the bar
Gledis by jubbba13231 April 19, 2013
This name usually has it's origin in Albania. Someone named Gledis is often an albanian guy that is caring, sweet, funny and also has a massive penis.
Guy: Gledis, is that a snake in your pants?
Gledis by Temh0k September 13, 2021
The act of grabbing a girl's breasts 'accidentally' when attempting to push them away.
Did you see what happened last night? He did a Gledhill, that lad!
Gledhill by you legend April 12, 2011
The greek word for "chronicly good looking". Can also be used as a complement to any person that performs any action that is outstandingly impressive and makes him/her look like the goods.
Cause he/she probably is.

In ancient Aztec culture, the word 'Gledhill' was used to express elation and excessive euphoria.

In modern New Zealand culture, 'Gledhill' represents a person who is more-or-less, the man, particularly when preceeded by 'Tim'.
Frank: "Who's that?"
Jose: "Tim Gledhill"
Frank: "Fuck he must be cool!"
gledhill by tim gledhill April 13, 2008
Jizz mixed with dirt. Usually found in parks or other public places of high hobo trafficking. May also be found in locals frequented by ugly college freshmen or in dormitories occupied by computer science majors who bathe infrequently.

If one becomes extremely aroused during a dust storm on the central plains, he will gledge in his pants.
Aw man, I totally just stepped in some gledge!

Dude, that railing is covered in gledge!

It smells like dirt and bleach...we're in a park...must be gledge!

(While camping)

Dad: Hey son, where did you dig the shit hole?

Son: Just look for the pool of gledge, it's right next to it!
Gledge by doctus irratus January 4, 2011
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