GLBC

Good Looking Bros Club. Best looking, most charming, the greatest. Everything a woman is looking for in a man. The type of man they see in their dreams. As hot as the beach, As big as the ocean.

woman 1 -"omg, they have this little group thing called GLBC, its soo gay. its like a fricken cult for douchebags"
woman 2 -"i know. they think theyre the shit, theyre soo cocky. i hate guys like that, theyre not even that good looking"
w 1 -"like i wouldnt fuck any of them"
w 2 -"but didnt you fuck dan?"
w 1 -"yeah but like that was just one time, im never going back there"
woman 2 -"i know they are creepy, and someone always throws up. never going back. hold on wait, Dan just texted me, he said Parkers coming home this weekend and we should go"
w 1 -"i dont know, i mean theres not really anything going on this weekend, and we can just go and drink their alcohol!!! "
w 2 -"lol yes! drink everything and site and leave! best idea evaa"
later that weekend...1am...Robs apt...
*bathroom of robs apartment
w 1 -"i dont know should I? like i know hes an asshole but hes soooo cute, and he seems like he actually likes me"
w 2 -"get it girl!"
next day...driving home...
w 1 -"my vagina hurts...i cant believe i fucked him."
w 2 -"i know hes an asshole. i was trying to sleep this morning and he was walking around singing Closing time, and kept singing the part that goes 'you dont have to go home but you cant stay here' really loud!"
w 1 -"I know those guys are all assholes. the tall one wouldnt even call me by my name, he just kept calling me blue shirt"
W 2- "i know. dicks. we are never gonna go back there...."
W 1-" yeah we will.."
W 2 -" I know.."

GLBC by madlax82 June 4, 2011

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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