an acronym (pronounced as a single syllable) for "Gently Flicking the End of My Penis". It can generally be exchanged in place of "joking" or "kidding" to impart a sense of incredulity.
Kevin: Dude, lemme buy you a beer?
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
Chris: Serious? You're not GFEMP, are you?
Kevin: Yeah, you got me...
by Cosmo July 26, 2006
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1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.
2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
1) Used as justification to have any request, no matter how outlandish, satisfied by a significant other.
2) Any desirable toy or act that a man can somehow relate to prostate health.
"Dear, I heard that chocolate is GFMPH." "Would you like me to get a box for you now?"
"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."
"Dear, I heard that engaging in amorous activities while swinging from a chandelier is GFMPH." "Would you like me to wear the nurse outfit again?"
"Man, this new snow blower is GFMPH. It works so well my wife does the driveway."
by Arsene Lupin November 15, 2011
Get the GFMPH mug.a strange autocorrect experienced on some phones. Usually when people become inebriated, this gets typed instead of the intended word which is grumpy when sending a text message. Thus, it has become a synonym of grumpy
by patrickrl April 7, 2021
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by RanchoRelaxo November 29, 2011
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Gemper originally stems from Camper but is reprocessed into Gemper after a small aneurysm in the brain, resulting in dysphasia and the resulting in Gemper.
Gemper originally stems from Camper but is reprocessed into Gemper after a small aneurysm in the brain, resulting in dysphasia and the resulting in Gemper.
"Stop gemping with the 1000 yard stare you gemper!"
by UHI June 2, 2016
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by Tinkerbella April 24, 2008
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1. You see that spicy tuna sushi? That really boring, not-yummy, lame sushi with just rice and a little slab of tuna? The roll that the sushi tomo people gave us for free and then charged us for? It is so gempi.
2. Look at that Gempi fool, he never does anything right.
2. Look at that Gempi fool, he never does anything right.
by Master Gemp November 30, 2011
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