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Minecraft porn is for noobs if you want real porn watch that ghost dwarf napkin rape anal penetration in furry costumes that shit is mmmMMMMMM so good turns me on real quick I can’t last with that juicy juicy mini eyedrop squirt from the dwarf that is fucking hot as shit forget any girlfriend ever all you need is a ghost dwarf and a napkin as a condom and you’ll feel the most fucking pleasurable thing known to fucking man mark my words if you want an actual sexual experience take my word for it go find a dwarf, bash his head in with a fucking rock, and then legally consent to have sex with him but make sure he has a napkin as a condom or else you’ll have baby caspers and we know how difficult one child is to deal with right? Anyways thats my story go fuck a ghost dwarf turns me the fuck on. GDNR itself stands for Ghost Dwarf Napkin Rape
I love GDNR it really gets the mind going! And most of all, I love the feeling of the Napkin!
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012