GADNUC 

acronym describing a person who from afar appears to be attractive but upon closer inspection is rather ugly.
Good At Distance, Not Up Close

I thought I saw a hottie walking in the park, but when she got closer, I could tell she was a GADNUC

GADNUC by Clan {DAN} June 11, 2005

Gadouched 

When you meet Josh Gad and get trampled

Just went to the 'Frozen' meet and greet with my daughter; she got gadouched! Thankfully. I got a picture... #blessed

Gadouched by UggBoots December 27, 2020

gaducci 

1. A ladder cover found on the back of fire apparatus (normally indicating to keep back 500 feet).

2. A generally vague term used to politely address an individual in a vulgar manner - even though they may not realize it at the time.

4. Maintaining hairlessness of the pubic nether region.

4. Other forms: gadducciness, gadducch, gadooch

Hey probie, take off that gaducci and then go shave my gadooch... And don't use Nair, that sheeit burns!

gaducci by Jaylay 7thsign August 17, 2006

gadouch 

the crazy ass bumps going on someones hair.

prina's hair ALWAYS has those gadouches in her hair.

gadouch by adobe223 March 20, 2009

gadouche 

someone of exraordinary douchyness, when just douche alone does not properly drscribe them.

Can you believe that guy actually likes that shitty band, what a GADOUCHE

gadouche by cameron525 August 10, 2008

Gadouche 

The sound a large shit makes when hitting the toilet water

Just went for a gadouche

Gadouche by TheAstro30 November 17, 2014

GanduChodika 

Literall put In Urdu - means Someone who is jocularly inferred to screw other people's arses...

Figuratively means Someone who is always out to ruin things for others

Ramu Ke sath mut milo woh salaa Ek number Ka Gandu Chodika Hain

GanduChodika by DKPKD April 24, 2005